Monday, October 18, 2010

Relationships. And electrical outlets.


Aren’t we interesting? I miss elementary school when I actually sat in bed one night agonizing over whether or not to write “I like you, do you like me?” in a girl’s Valentine’s Day card. In a way, that’s pretty much how it works now but with more subtlety and less candy. If I see a girl in my finance class who looks cute and seems wholesome, then my best bet is to ask her if she can show me how to find a bond’s amortization value then hope to get her name so I can Facebook her. Hell, maybe we’ll even meet downtown and share $5 beers while yelling over the drunken buzz of Tots. Gee, I can only hope. While that may seem pessimistic and sophomoric, I haven’t had the best luck with relationships lately and I am only a senior. But seriously, why is it so hard to find someone? Everyone wants the same thing, right? Imagine you were trying to charge your computer but the socket wouldn’t let the plug in until the plug bought the socket a bunch of flowers and promised it wouldn’t go plugging into other sockets when it was in another room. This would frustrate you. All you want to do is plug your computer in but your power connection tandem is too busy arguing over why the plug hasn’t been texting as much recently. It’s probably for the better anyway because in two weeks the socket is going to realize the plug is actually European and there was really no hope for them in the first place. So what is this European plug to do? Well, it should probably find an adaptor. When I got my Blackberry it came with five different adaptors. At first I thought Blackberry was trying to tell me that I should travel more but recently I’ve realized they’re really just saying it takes a lot more work than just simply plugging in. I’ve got to adapt.

Finding the right girl isn’t easy, a fact I’ve had to resign myself to. It would be nice to think she’s just sitting next to me in my finance class, but that’s probably not the case. She probably doesn’t even go to this school. You might be asking, “Nick, you’re only 21, why are you so concerned with this right now?” I would answer that, “I’ve been asking myself that same question… hey we think alike, what’s your number?” So what should I be doing then? Just plugging into different sockets until one fits right? No, that’s how computers get viruses. Maybe I’ll just power down for a little bit and let the sockets come to me.

1 comment:

  1. Umm you are brilliant. This was very well said, my friend.

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